
In our continuing saga of eating our way around Great Britain, our final night found us in the small town of Bray, England, known among cooks and food enthusiasts as the home of The Fat Duck, Heston Blumenthal’s castle of culinary delight. We had laughably looked into trying to swing a reservation a few days in advance, but unless you’re The Queen or Sir Elton John, the place is eternally booked. But we weren’t really put out (it was just an intangible, fluttering dream after all), because Heston happens to own ALL the restaurants in Bray, and Jay opentable-ed us a rezzie at The Hind’s Head, last year’s Michelin “Pub of the Year” right next door to TFD.
A bit more casual and (I’m assuming) less overaweing than Fat Duck, Hind’s Head is situated in a 15th century tavern/inn, with the extremely low door lintels to prove it. We had an early reservation, since neither one of us likes crowds, and because my blood sugar plays havoc if left unattended, turning me into a frenzied, frothing witch if I don’t eat before 9 p.m. We had a drink at the bar while we waited for our table, then embarked upon an impossibly wonderful journey of food:

First sign of wonderfulness: they started me off with my very own gluten free bread selection and separate butter dish from my husband’s. In my 10 days in Great Britain, I had only come across one other GF offering, so I never saw this coming. Luckily the Huz had made mention of my intolerance when booking our table. And as for the bread, I have to honestly say it was the best gluten free bread I’ve ever eaten, even better than 11 Madison Park. I mean, look at it! I bet you would’ve never even GUESSED it was sans gluten!
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Then I moved on to my starter, a Fois Gras and Pork Belly Terrine with Curried Pepper Chutney. Yes, it was as delicious as it looks. I spread some on my GF bread and was very reluctant to share. The chutney was lightly spiced with almost no sweetness, and just acidic enough to cut the smooth fattiness of the terrine. The vegetables still had a soft crunch to them, which made everything feel even more fresh and vibrant.
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Huz started with the Scotch Egg, a menu item that he’d somehow kept missing out on earlier in our trip. It’s a good thing he waited, because I have a feeling any other egg would’ve been put to shame by this one. In the beauty shot at the beginning of this post, you can see the layers of outer crisp crumbs merging into a ring of moist sausage molded around a perfectly cooked soft boiled egg. With a side of pungent English mustard for dipping, this ranked as an A+(Infinity).
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For the main course, I ordered the 10 oz. Boneless Ribeye, medium-rare, with its Bone Marrow Demi, and a side of Triple Cooked Chips. The beef was satisfying and perfectly cooked, but it was the demi sauce that really elevated it to the next level. And, for the second time in one night, I had a “best-of-my-life” experience. This time it was the chips. They really were the best I’ve ever eaten. I wish everyone made fries this good. But then I’d have no recourse but to eat french fries on a daily basis, and I’m sure my health and expected life span would correspondingly plummet. So maybe it’s a good thing they’re across the pond after all.
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The Huz opted for the Veal Chop with Onion-Cabbage Hash and an Herb Demi. I wish I could say more about this and how deliciously awesome it was, but I had my head down across the table sucking up marrow demi through triple-cooked chip straws. I remember thinking how wonderful it was to see something green on a plate, as it was only the third time I’d spied a non-root vegetable in a week and a half, even if it was cooked cabbage, which I’m not partial to. Then I had a bite and immediately loved cooked cabbage, at least Heston’s version.
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Because our bodies had begun withdrawal into nutrient deficiency shock, like sailors on long sea voyages, from lack of vitamins and minerals not sourced from meat, potatoes and whiskey, Huz ordered the Spinach Salad for us to nosh on and rebuild our antioxidant reserves. It looked so luscious and healthy, until we dug in and discovered that - Holy Crap! - it was loaded with “Thousand Lords” Cheese shavings, Toasted Pinenuts and a silky Truffle Vinaigrette. Along with the chips and the bread, this salad firmly earned its slot in the evening’s Top Three Favorites list.
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At this point in the meal, more alcohol became necessary and, after consulting the eclectic drinks menu, my husband opted for something called “The Vicar’s Secret.” With everything going on in the Church these days, it made us wonder what the secret really was, but hopefully it was just that he liked to tie one on occasionally with his favorite cocktail.

p.s. The seasonal fruit was fresh strawberry, and it was YUM!
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As refreshing as the Vicar’s Secret was, it wasn’t built for volume, so we each ordered a classic cocktail to finish off the evening. I liked the funny contradiction of ordering a Manhattan, and suggested Huz try Hendricks in his G+T. Of course, The Hind’s Head had to take the extra step and one-up us on two American classics. My drink’s cherry was very obviously and carefully cured in-house, and the gin and tonic came with paper-thin cucumber peels and a dried rosebud, two flavors our bartender told us were subtly present in Hendrick’s distillation.
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Now we were finally ready for something sweet and decided to split the Chocolate Mousse with Apricot Gelee, Toasted Hazelnuts, Sea Salt and Hazelnut Gelato, since it was one of the already gluten free items on the dessert menu. Smooth, rich and creamy, it went great with my cappuccino and the tiny, cubed Gran Marnier Truffles we received as our mignardise.
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All in all, a truly memorable meal!
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For more information on The Hind’s Head menus, or to make reservations, check out their official site here.